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Beauregard Qubitreau III, PhD in Moonshine Physics

Where did he study? -- Probably in a barn next to a particle accelerator.
What discoveries did he make? -- Invented a bourbon still that works in zero gravity.
What quotes is he known for? -- "Quantum mechanics ain't nothin' but fancy moonshinin'."

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Many Worlds Whiskey™

"Every sip leads to a different timeline."
Did you drink it?
Or did another version of you in a parallel universe drink it first?
Aged in infinite realities simultaneously.

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Superposition Sour Mash™

Aged in barrels that may or may not exist.

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Schrodinger's Moonshine™

The Official Drink of the Quantum South.
"You won't know if it's empty 'til you drink it."
(Aged in a quantum state until observed.)

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